Family Style: 1994 Chevrolet Corvette Stretch Limousine

I have a small family. Well…not so small…5 of us in total if you include the wife, which means that we fill any common sedan very quickly — which leaves limited space for friends, pets, grandparents, hitchhikers, clowns, etc.  Full sized vans are cool, minivans are uncool…but I’ve always thought that a limo might be the right answer.  Think about it — take the kids to school, and they can –legally– mix you a gin & tonic in the back seat for your post school drop-off nap.  But the best part is that I would never have to listen to another “ouch, he is touching my leg” or “but it’s my toy” or “the clown is biting my leg” again in my life because that bulletproof divider glass would be PERMANENTLY in the up & locked position.  Find this 1994 Chevrolet Corvette limo offered for $14000 in Mesa, AZ via craigslist. Tip from Rock On!

From the seller:

 White Corvette Limo with Black Interior. 4 Bucket Seats in the back. See pictures. Located in Mesa, AZ.

I have owned it for 14 years.
I need no help selling this car.

See a better people carrier for cheap?