You Raise Me Up: 1984 Pontiac Fiero 4X4 Monster Ferrari

When people say, aim high…this what they are talking about. This is the stuff of dreams, forget the James Webb Space Telescope, or the latest Trailer Swift album..this is your nirvana, the apple of your eye, the pea in the pod…it buts the eef in beef and the ding in pudding. When I am down, and, oh, my soul, so weary, when troubles come, and my heart burdened be, then, I am still and wait here in the silence, until you come and sit awhile with me, you raise me up, so I can stand on mountains, you raise me up to walk on stormy seas, I am strong when I am on your shoulders, you raise me up to more than I can be. Find this 1984 Pontiac Fiero 4X4 Monster Ferrari here on eBay offered for $8900 buy-it-now or make-offer in Richmond, VA. Tip from Matt C.

From the seller:
Item specifics
Condition: Used
Seller Notes: “4X4 Custom built”
Year: 1984 VIN (Vehicle Identification Number): 1G2AM37R1EP227389
Mileage: 43000 Transmission: Automatic
Make: Ferrari Vehicle Title: Clean

Model:
Other
Options: 4-Wheel Drive
Fuel Type: Gasoline Number of Cylinders: 8
For Sale By: Private Seller

One of a kind, custom built 1984 4×4 Fiero “Ferrari” on a 4×4 blazer chassis 350 engine 400 tranny, Runs and drives great! It’s quite the head turner. Show winner!


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No.
Show winner? What kind of show was that, a freak show?
So buy a couple prancing horse decals and shazam instant Ferrari Forgetaboutit…..poor Enzo GRHS
Want to have fun? Buy this, take it to a Ferrari dealership for service, and become outrageously irate when the service advisor tries to turn you away. "What do you mean this isn't a REAL FERRARI?! Don't you see the emblems?! I want to speak to your manager!"
Guaranteed to be the one ride at Cars and Coffee…
…that everyone pours their coffee on.
The logo should say:
4×4-rarri
And feature a prancing dung beetle.
-Stan (…sigh…yeah, that Stan…)