ExeKutive LimBaron: 1984 Chrysler K-Car Limo

Attentive readers of this website will remember K-Cargate — which started when someone here compared driving a K-Car to purgatory, continued when the president of the Chrysler K-Car Club of America defended K-cardom in the comments, and wrapped up with an eloquent treatise on the Thin Line Between Hate and Meh by Kaibeezy. This was a long time ago, but I have to say that finally we’ve got a K-car that can redeem the brand and bring that feeling of mehhate to mehlove. Find this 1984 Chrysler K-Car Limo offered for $4000 in Oceanside, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:
1984 Chrysler executive K car Limo
condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: fwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 81000
paint color: blue
size: mid-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: other

1984 Chrysler Executive K car Limo. In great condition. Just passed California Smog. 81K miles, clean title. Oddly rare fuel saving Limo. Only 1698 were built. 4K OBO.

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It’s the Kars4Kids band tour kar!
Probably one of the few cars that can be embarrassing for both ostentatious display and general cheapness at the same time.
“Oddly rare fuel saving Limo. Only 1698 were built”
1698 were built? But how many got sold? Oddly un-rare I’d say.
Perfect for the parent who wants something that fits in the garage, but wants to have the kids a LONG way back from the driver’s seat.
I’m almost thinking about picking this up myself for that reason.
ANY limo w/ a 4 cyl engine is a clown show. Clown car. You get the idea.