Head over to the Toyota.com website, where they’ve dubbed the soy-flavored Corolla with the tagline “Fun to drive. Styled to be seen.” It’s basically their way of saying, “Get ready for a ride as thrilling as waiting at the DMV.” The hip urban youth in the ads, decked out in yoga pants and multitasking with […]
On the Toyota website, the soggy soybean oil favored Corolla is given the tag line “Refine your routine” — a not-so-subtle acknowledgement that the Corolla is about as much fun as a trip to the oral surgeon. The depicted urban youngsters dancing around in yoga pants, checking their credit report on their mobile phone, or […]
On the Toyota website, the soggy vanilla wafer favored Corolla is given the tag line “Elevate your drive” — a subtle acknowledgement that even if you are staring at your hand for five minutes high on rubber cement fumes, you won’t have fun in a Corolla. The depicted urban youngsters getting coffee, hitting up gourmet […]