Stellanticide: 1965 Chrysler New Yorker

It was recently announced that Chrysler (technically Fiat-Chrysler-Automobiles) merged with Peugeot S.A. (which is Peugeot, Citroen, Opel, Vauxhall…) and became yet another global conglomerate with the baffling (and vaguely aquatic sounding) name Stellantis. Uggg. The irony is that Plato’s city of Atlantis was a fictional city that was consumed by the ocean after an unsuccessful attack on ancient Athens…a victim of it’s own hubris. Perhaps, there will be a time in the not-so-distant future when people talk about a car brand called Chrysler who built amazing cars back in the 20th century…but it is only a myth. Find this 1965 Chrysler New Yorker offered for $4995 in Santa Rosa, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:

1965 chrysler new yorker
condition: fair
cylinders: 8 cylinders
delivery available
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 58850
paint color: blue
size: mid-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: coupe

We have finished production of our feature film First Date and are selling the picture car. This car has great bones and runs extremely well! Even with its rough paint job (could use new paint) and rugged interior (could use new upholstery) it shines! Catches everyone’s eye as it drives by. Huge engine under the hood that has an amazing sound to it. Perfect car for restoration! 340hp V8 – this thing flys. Only 58,850 original miles, and clean title.

Comes with new battery installed, new starter installed, and spare tire. Perfect car to fix up and make your own!

See a better way to celebrate the myth of Chryslantis?