Perfect If You Like To Walk: 1999 Land Rover Discovery

The next car isn’t the most reliable thing you could buy…but it just might be the most reliable thing posted on DailyTurismo today, because I’m feeling in the mood for outdoor living. And what could be more outdoors than walking to your destination because your car broke down? Save the planet and get healthy, all you need to do is own unreliable cars! Find this 1999 Land Rover Discovery offered for $6700 in Santa Fe, NM via craigslist. Tip from FuelTruck.

From the seller:
1999 Land Rover Discovery
condition: excellent
cylinders: 8 cylinders
drive: 4wd
fuel: gas
odometer: 156500
paint color: white
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: SUV

Built for off road adventure. Will go places most 4×4’s can’t.
156,500 orig miles.
Tow package.
Leather seats.
Grabber AT 2 Tires almost new
4×4 with locking differential.
Heavy Duty front bumper with Winch

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I drove one of these as a loaner while my German mechanic was doing unspeakably expensive things to my A8. I think he thought he was being funny.
Things went wrong with this vehicle that just don’t happen on other cars. I remember the windshield wipers both flipping forward during a torrential downpour on the freeway, rendering me completely blind at 60mph. The starter motor never turned at the same speed twice.
What do you get if you take a brand previously known for an existential focus on durability and let the people at Triumph and Jaguar slap together some steel styled like a transit ticket booth over a plastic interior and an old Buick engine?
This apparently.
Eh, once you get these sorted life is pretty good. I’m a bit of a Rover nut (three in the fleet at the moment) and I picked up a 1995 Disco for my son for his first car. It now has 235k miles and is about to be passed to my daughter for her first car. Has performed beautifully.
Any particular years or configurations to look for or avoid? I’m always tempted by these because they’re plentiful and cheap… to buy at least.