Mid Week Match-Up: Ex-Presidential Candidate

At the time of writing this post, I don’t know who is going to win the election:  Imagine for a minute that you are a presidential nominee from your party of choice — you’ve live the good life jet-setting around the swing states and generally causing a ruckus wherever you go.  Now you’ve lost the general election and those secret service guys pack their bags and leave you alone.  Your custom black limos and private jets are gone — what do you drive?