Malaise-o-naise: 1977 Ford Mustang II
This next car comes from tipper Zach who writes: It was <not> the best of times. I don’t know what you’d do with this thing. A modern ecoboost monster of some sort? Cram a 302 in and just saunter? Grab the drivetrain from a Prius and don’t amaze your friends? At least you can feel that ‘wind in your hair’ with the sunroof. And probably feel some water when it leaks, too. Snazzy white vinyl tho! You are correct Zach!! My favorite part of this car is the fact that the interior looks surprisingly intact with its clock forlornly stuck forever at 10:56. Find this 1977 Ford Mustang II offered for $1000 in Chickaloon, AK via craigslist.
From the seller:
make / manufacturer: ford
model name / number: Mustang II
1977 mustang II, no engine has transmission. It has a very clean interior. Original engine was a 302. 1000 obo
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Only $1k to haul this off…they'd have to pay twice that much at least before I'd be interested.
Everything else is wrong with the car, but they at least spec'd out some quality white vinyl for the upholstery.
"Chickaloon is a census-designated place in Matanuska-Susitna Borough, Alaska, United States. It is part of the Anchorage, Alaska Metropolitan Statistical Area. The population was 272 at the 2010 census, up from 213 in 2000. The Alaska Native people of Chickaloon are a mixture of Ahtna and Dena'ina Athabaskan."
Wikipedia
So more than a third of a percent of the population of Chickaloon own this?
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