Day of the Driving Dead: 2007 Toyota Prius

I got this next link from prolific tipper Rock On, who put in the subject; Cheap City Runabout. And I thought to myself; this must be something cool and kooky like a Subaru 360 setup to run on camp fuel, or an El Camino’d Gillig Phantom Bus, or a Honda City Turbo II…but no. To my shock, surprise, chagrin, and sobering mortification…it was a Toyota Prius. The anti-fun car. The car that everybody loves to hate. The car that even radical Hummer torching environmentalists agree is a blight upon the planet…the Prius. Hmmm. But if memory serves me correctly, there was a time when everybody hated the VW MicroBus and now they are worth more than the average hippie’s 401k, so maybe the Prius will eventually get a cult following and…nah. Find this 2007 Toyota Prius offered for $3900 in San Diego, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:

2007 toyota prius
fuel: hybrid
odometer: 183000
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

We’re selling because we need Suv, It’s been well taken care of.
Brand new 12V battery
Hybrid battery perfect condition
Cold A/C
It’s a Prius!
Passed Smog, currently r/insured.
Synthetic oil only.
Runs and drives perfect
45Mpg gas mileage

Serious buyers only.

See a better way to drive on your way to the morgue?