Better Option: 1979 Dodge Aspen Wagon

I love a good classic American 70s wagon as much as the next guy, but I was frankly astounded and flabbergasted when I discovered that a 5k mile 78 Ford LTD Country Squire sold on for an eye watering $45,000 yesterday.  Forget the corona virus, there is a far greater threat to humanity — the paytoomuchforoldcrap virus!!  Yes, it has awesome wood siding and the odo shows a shocking low number of miles…BUT…BUT…you can’t drive it because it’ll soon have 10k miles and then 50k miles and then be worth about $3k.  Yes, your 401k is shedding $45k every time the virus rate is updated, but there is no reason to throw money away at the time when the economic future is uncertain…so you should consider, instead, picking up this 1979 Dodge Aspen Wagon offered for $3000 in Pearce, AZ via craigslist. Tip from FuelTruck.

From the seller:

1979 Dodge Aspen Station Wagon

condition: good

cylinders: 6 cylinders

fuel: gas

title status: clean

transmission: automatic

1979 Dodge Aspen Station Wagon. 113,000 original miles on this Arizona car. Automatic, Power Steering, Power Brakes, Air Conditioned. New tires and lots of new parts. Daily driver in great running condition. Needs very little to be restored. Car is located in S.E. Arizona.

Details and additional pictures available. $3000.00 – Will trade for a Harley Evo Sportster. Do not need help selling this car and will NOT answer texts.

See a better way to get something reasonably priced?