This Is The Eighties: 1980 Ford Pinto Wagon

This next car come as a tip from Rock On who writes: It meets three important criteria. (1) It’s brown. (2) It’s a wagon. (3) Most importantly, it’s a stick! I can’t argue with that sorta logic, can you? The only thing I might change is that plastic diaper steering wheel cover, but otherwise this thing is ready to go. Find this 1980 Ford Pinto Wagon offered for $7,500 in Powhatan, VA via craigslist.

From the seller:
1980 Ford Pinto
condition: like new
cylinders: 4 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 40
title status: clean
transmission: manual
type: wagon

1980 Pinto Pony 2 door sport wagon in EXCELLENT condition. Runs like new and has placed in several car shows. Interior is in near mint condition. No rips, no tears, very clean, like new. Everything works. Drives like a brand new car. Only 40000 original miles. Vehicle has been garage kept its life. You will not find another 1980 Ford Pinto pony sport wagon in as good of shape as this one. Matching white wall tires in excellent condition. 4 cylinder 2300cc motor.

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You could back that sucker up to your swimming pool and use the rear bumper as a diving board!
This has potential. Put on a modern set of wheels/tires, some suspension, do something about the bumpers or maybe leave the bumpers on for when you’re in need of a picnic table.