The WhutMobile: 1987 Jeep Cherokee
There is a mental hospital in Atascadero. I know this because I made the mistake of staying at a Motel-6 in that town on the way through the Central Coast one time. What I didn’t know beforehand was that the Atascadero State Hospital is the largest employer in the town of Atascadero and is a “supermax” psychiatric institution for those committed by the state of California. My suspicion is that the Motel 6 was being used as a halfway house by the Hospital which is, obviously, important for getting folks rehabilitated, but somewhat inconvenient if you just want a quiet place to stay with your family in scenic Middle California. I don’t plan to stop again in Atascadero, unless I wanted to buy a car that uses free-with-coupon Harbor freight multimeters for instrumentation and requires a “map” to explain the interior. Find this 1987 Jeep Cherokee offered for $1400 in the town of Atascadero, CA via craigslist.
From the seller:
1987 Jeep Cherokee
title status: clean
Start it, drive it, and don’t stop until you have warmed it up. 750 pounds of weight have been removed and it supposedly gets 24mpg FREEWAY. I did not do the work. I have drawn a map to explain the interior. Everything in the vehicle is included. Spent $1800 tagged and smogged for DEC ‘22
See a better way to drive something crazy? email@example.com
$20 says the map is written in a secret language that was taught to the seller by birds.
Cranium cracker edition?
I’d say a couple of the patients got together on craft day and played a trick on Nurse Ratchets Jeep
Steering is done by mind control with knee assist.
Wow. I spy a flux capacitor on that dash. I wonder…
-Stan (who doesn’t need roads, where he’s going…)
PS I like the styling outside. Kinda like a shooting SUV brake.
Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller.
Got to be good looking cause he’s so hard to see