2k: Blandly Go Places: 1980 Toyota Corolla Wagon

Toyota’s “Let’s Go Places” slogan is the brainchild of a task force on La-Z-Boys and Xanax drips in an off-white room. It was a rush job meant to replace “Moving Forward,” which quickly became fodder for news anchors following the unintended acceleration lawsuits. It’s as needlessly explanatory as if McDonalds adopted “I’m Eating It.” If […]