Strange Custom: 1989 Chevrolet Corvette C4

This next custom Chevrolet Corvette came as a tip from REDACTED. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Of course this thing is located in the Jersey Shore — where else would you find such a car that is stricken with VettAIDS…oh…never mind, that is a VettAid Dash Cluster. I’m sure there is an antibiotic ointment for that. Find this 1989 Chevrolet Corvette offered for $11,500 in Jersey Shore, NJ via craigslist.

From the seller:

1989 chevrolet corvette
condition: fair
fuel: gas
odometer: 3844
title status: clean
transmission: automatic

1989 Custom Corvette, recently overhauled mechanically. Under 4,000 miles! Custom body moldings and accessories throughout. Racing stripes, deluxe Corvette steering wheel, and a racing rear spoiler. VettAid Dash Cluster with Phantom gauges and an ear popping JVC CD/Stereo. Too much to list!!!

See a better way to drive something blue?