Rice Crispy Exhaust: 2013 Fiat 500 Abarth

One of the problems with driving a fast factory sports car (like a newish Corvette, M3, 911..etc) is that random people want to race you…which leaves you with the conundrum of winning these on-ramp derbys and looking like a rich buy-your-way-into-first-douche and losing your license as you murder innocent strangers in a fiery crash….so the best alternative is just to drive like a dowager in your fancy sports car confident that its Nurburgring track time is better than the next guy’s.  Alternatively you could buy a sleeper V8 powered Chevette, but then you need to convince those new Vette owners to race against you instead of driving like grandpa, and you still won’t win the race because your wheels fall off and you still end up in jail after crashing into a crowd of nuns waiting for the bus.  So…what you really need is a car that looks like it is fast, sounds like it is fast, makes you feel good about mashing the loud pedal, but is really slow and you barely exceed the speed limit.  You need the automotive equivalent of a Harley…like this 2013 Fiat 500 Abarth here on eBay bidding for $8,100 reserve-not-met with $10,500 buy-it-now located in White Plains, NY.


From the seller:

Item specifics

Condition: Used

Seller Notes: “Excellent condition with only a little wear. Low miles, FUN to drive!!”

Year: 2013 VIN (Vehicle Identification Number): 3C3CFFFH0DT607718

Mileage: 24,393 Transmission: Manual

Make: Fiat Body Type: Hatchback

Model:

500

Vehicle Title: Clear

Trim: Abarth Options: Bluetooth, USB, Sirius, Beats Audio, CD Player, Leather Seats

Drive Type: FWD Safety Features: Anti-Lock Brakes, Driver Airbag, Passenger Airbag, Side Airbags

Power Options: Air Conditioning, Cruise Control, Power Locks, Power Windows Exterior Color: Black

Fuel Type: Gasoline Interior Color: Red

For Sale By: Private Seller Number of Cylinders: 4

Drive Side: Left-hand drive

Convenience Features

1-touch down windows

Driver vanity mirror

Tilt steering wheel

Air conditioning

Front beverage holders

Speed control

Illuminated entry

Rear beverage holders

Remote keyless entry

Passenger vanity mirror

Entertainment Features

Audio by Beats

Wireless phone connectivity: BLUETOOTH

Steering wheel mounted audio controls

Satellite radio (Sirius)

CD player

Seats and Trim

Leather shift knob

Max seating capacity: 4

Rear seats: bench

Leather steering wheel

Front seats: bucket

Sport steering wheel

Split folding rear seat

Powertrain

Fuel economy city: 28mpg

Horsepower: 160hp @ 5,500RPM

Fuel economy highway: 34mpg

Transmission: 5 speed manual

Compressor: intercooled turbo

Sport Mode

Safety and Security

Traction control

Knee airbag

Brake assist

ABS brakes

Electronic stability

Dual front side impact airbags

4 wheel disc brakes

Occupant sensing airbag

Dual front impact airbags

Suspension/Handling

Front wheel independent suspension

Front anti-roll bar

Power steering

Sport suspension

Alloy wheels

Lighting, Visibility and Instrumentation

Outside temperature display

Tachometer

Front reading lights

Front fog lights

Trip computer

Rear window defroster

Low tire pressure warning

Rear wiper

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