More HP Than Sense: 2010 BMW X5M

I know what you guys are gonna say…or at least think. Too many BMWs. That might be true. But, unlike those other car sites, where they hype up the value of certain cars by continually featuring them, here at DT, we feature cars and their values go down. Just look at the Fiero market today and compare it to a few years ago…not to mention what we’ve done to the El Camino-d custom market, you can thank me later (I accept cash, venmo, paypal, and car parts). But for now, all you need to know is that your wife is gonna think this is a perfectly acceptable family hauler for taking the kids to school, but you know its got a twin turbo 547 horsepower V8 that’ll catapult this thing across a center divider and upside-down in a ditch quicker than you can say Tiger Woods. 0-60mph…yup FORE seconds!! Tiger might have been driving the new Genesis SUV, but the X5M was the original SUV that was faster than it should have been. Find this 2010 BMW X5M offered for $19,500 in Los Angeles, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:

2010 BMW X5M
condition: excellent
cylinders: 8 cylinders
drive: 4wd
fuel: gas
odometer: 91000
paint color: black
size: full-size
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: SUV
Hi, selling an absolute beast of a car 2010 BMW X5M with only 91k miles, runs and drives great, no mechanical issues. Fully loaded car has every option that was available at the time such as:
360 view camera
parking sensors
automatic trunk and doors
heads up display
cooled and heated seats
heated steering wheel
massaged seats
keyless entry (comfort access) and more

This car has 4.4l twin-turbo V8 engine that delivers 555 HP, and almost 700 Nm of torque, has good towing capacity

Good tires, 20′ rims with staggered set up, all maintenance is up to date, always fully synthetic oil used and 91 gas at all times

Recently smogged, tags are up to date, I am in no rush to sell asking 19500$ or best offer, Clean Title In hand

See a better way to go faster than physics should allow?