Mad Max Cycle: 1983 Yamaha Venture 1300CC

I was watching some James Bond movie the other day and his Aston Martin had machine guns hidden behind the headlamps…which was cool, but only when he pressed some hidden button and popped up those Gatling barrels to smoke some baddies. If you want the experience of having twin rotating machine guns exposed all the time, then you need to buy this next thing, just don’t ride any place where they have police or laws. Find this 1983 Yamaha Venture 1300CC offered for $2800 in Tampa, FL via facebrake missilebook. Tip from David in Tampa.

From the seller:
1983 Yamaha venture 1300cc
$2,800
Listed 19 hours ago in Tampa, FL
About This Vehicle
Driven 50,000 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: Green
Seller’s Description

Is a mad max unique83 yamaha venture 1300cc,runs and drive super nice no problems is a mad max bike look awesome is a eye cacher,clean out state title

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I would hope that they actually spin like these ones.
https://youtu.be/aye8NeTW1dg
Aren’t those ammo cans sideways?
Seems like that would get kind of squirrelly at venture cruising speed.
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