Loony Labor Day: 1990 Piaggio Ape Keg Car
Welcome to Loony Labor Day, a celebration of everything crazy in the automotive world as we celebrate the end of summer and kids going back to school. Ugg…traffic is gonna be terrible…but fear not, you can own a car that comes with a keg (or two) and you can have a frosty beverage while you wait for crossing guard to open up the road again. Find this 1990 Piaggio Ape Keg Car offered for $15,000 in Deer Park, NY via craigslist. Tip from ME.
From the seller:
1990 piaggio apecar
fuel: gas
odometer: 200
title status: clean
transmission: manual
custom 90’s piaggio ape scooter converted to a mobile beer/wine tap.
perfect for parties and events.
must see!!
asking $15,000
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Reasons that you need to buy this:
It will be the buzziest bee* in the apiary.
Your insufferable brother-in-law has a Dodge Super Bee with a six pack so just imagine when you show up in this bee with a couple of kegs.
You can’t spell beer without bee.
Reasons not to buy:
Bilingual puns give you hives.
You might get stung with an open container violation.
*you know ape is Italian for bee right?
Does it come w/ a portable dog crate? Because the new owner will need one if he’s married.