Ferrontiac Fierenzo: 1986 Pontiac Fiero Kit Replicar

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Secret Agent 2M4 James Bondo cranks up the radio while he is driving this 1986 Pontiac Fiero Kit Car offered for $5,500 in SF Bay Area on craigslist.  The music goes a little like this…

This is the end

Hold your breath and count to ten

Feel the chassis creak and then

Hear the clutch burst again

For this is the end

I’ve drowned and dreamt this moment

Tags overdue, owed on the loan

Take it away, I hope it’s stolen

This Pontiac, it’s an Enzo

Its gears are tall

I glued it all together

Let some guy call, before it crumbles

I can’t stand it at all

Glued it all together

When a guy calls

Will anybody call…

A guy’s call is where we start

A dozen miles and it falls apart

Will it pass the smog, chances are dark

You may have my number, you can’t take my name

But you’ll never hear that V12 start

Let a guy fall, before it crumbles

Can’t stand it at all

Sell it all together

Let a guy call, before it crumbles

Can’t stand it at all

Sell it all together

Hope some guy calls

Where you go I go,

What you see I see

I know I’ll never be free, without keyless security

Open your scissors doors

Keeping me from harm

Please don’t crush my hand

Or I’ll quit the band

Let a guy call, before it crumbles

Can’t stand it at all

Sell it all together

Let a guy call, before it crumbles

Can’t stand it at all

Sell it all together

Hope some guy calls

Let some guy call

Can’t stand it at all

Hope some guy calls

Woooooooh…cough cough…sputter…BLAM…<silence>

My apologies to Adele.