El Cheaporche: 1983 Porsche 944


I love it when a seller starts explaining how he doesn’t want sketchy offers and only wants to meet people at the bank where he can watch them withdraw money and then sign title for the car. That is fine in concept, especially when the car is offered as passing California’s draconian smog test protocol and for cheap…but what is going on with the single fuzzy phot in this listing. Is that really a google streetview photo of this car? Does the seller not have a cell phone with a little camera where he could take a few photos of the interior, engine bay, etc? Wow. Well, if you don’t provide photos of the car, then I’m just going to use AI to generate what I think the car looks like inside and out. Find this 1983 Porsche 944 offered for $2000 in Carmel Valley, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:
1983 Porsche 944
VIN: WP0AA0944DN457099show VIN data
condition: fair
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 91,000
paint color: white
title status: clean
transmission: manual
type: coupe
odometer rolled over
Maintained it’s whole life at Black Forest so they may may have records if you ask nicely.Engine replaced once.
Cat replaced once.
Have the spoiler in the garage, just took it off to work easier on AC but never got to it.
Has TRAILER HITCH too.IDK if ODO turned over 2 or 3 times. Just the truth.
NO sketch offers, full IDs for transaction where we go to your bank,
you withdraw the money while I watch, then I sign the papers.
Then Drive it home.CALL and leave a message if interested.

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AI seems to think the rear-quarter view, interior and engine should resemble a later 944, not a 924.
AI does what it does.
Is that the latest update to “Stupid is as stupid does”?
You can’t argue with AI!