Cheap 90s Classik: 1992 Chevrolet Corvette C4
The Callaway Corvette we posted earlier today was a bit overpriced, so I’m going to make up with the cheapskates in the room (ahem…I’m one of them…the king to be precise). Anyway, this next car is cheap…really cheap…like 10 years ago priced, and I like it. A C4 Corvette for $5k that only has a little bash in the bumper? What’s not to love? Find this 1992 Chevrolet Corvette C4 offered for $5000 in Temple Terrace, FL via fakebash meercatplace.
From the seller:
1992 Chevrolet corvette Hatchback Coupe 2D
$5,000
Listed 11 weeks ago in Temple Terrace, FL
About This Vehicle
Driven 98,700 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: Green · Interior color: Beige
Fuel type: Gasoline
15.0 MPG city · 23.0 MPG highway · 18.0 MPG combined
2 owners
This vehicle is paid off
Seller’s Description
Firm on price Need gone asap Runs and drives good project car needs minor repairs like hood and bumper I won’t respond to is this available
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Right? Even if it’s a rattling, plasticky mess, you could glue stuff.
What I want to know is: What do those red stripes *mean*? It seems there’s an entire semiotics of striping and pinstriping and such. Is it written down anywhere?
It’s there to distract you from the front-end damage.