Unsold Adams: 2007 Volvo S40 T5 AWD PDQ AFK
I can’t decide which part of this next advertisement annoys me more. Is it the “unsold adams” photography, or the number of alphanumeric designators the sellers haphazardly heaps into the listing. S40, T5, AWD, 6speed, AC, whlz, 82k…are we still paying for characters in a listing like its a telegram? Sure, some is Volvos fault for selling something called an S40 and then needing to append the words “T5” onto it to designate that it has 5 tees, but let’s get back to the photography before I forget to properly analyze that. Find this 2007 Volvo S40 T5 AWD PDQ AFK offered for $4,500 in Albuquerque, NM via craigslist. Tip from FuelTruck.
Hey, I’d love to take pictures of my car in the garage, but people might see the stockpile of toilet paper and covid tests I’ve got stacked a mile high, so I’m going to snap some photos the next time I go roll the “dysentery dice” at Domino’s pizza. The car is interesting, but this bombed out piece of asphalt really conveys the miserable suffering that is owning a car with late model Volvo electrics installed…let’s focus on that.
For the interior photos some people prefer the beach or the subtle lights of a profession studio, but these people are idiots, everybody knows the best place to take photos of the inside of your is under the shade of a varnish tree at your nearest impound lot. Make sure to show that all those red warning lights on the dash are functioning. Check and double check.
See a better way to sell a late model Volvo? firstname.lastname@example.org
Ima low-bowler so that leave me out. Yeah, used prices are wild. My van, that I got at 40% off msrp (being a two year leftover 2016 at the time) is now kbb’d at 20% over msrp. is this what they meant by acid-flashback?