Texas Jeepney: 1979 Jeep CJ5
I’m somewhat conflicted by this next vehicle. On one hand, I’ve been told over and over again by various civic and private entities that I should not drink and drive…but then I see a car that is styled to be a bottle of beer, complete with Bud Light and Budweiser stickers, emblems, and the worlds first giant bottle cap shaped tire cover. This is the equivalent of Dr Fauci wearing a “masks are for p*****s” t-shirt at a press conference. Find this 1979 Jeep CJ5 offered for $13,000 in Sugar Land, TX via facemask meetingplace. Tip from shart89.
From the seller:
1979 Jeep cj5
$13,000
Vehicles
Listed 3 weeks ago in Sugar Land, TX
About This Vehicle
Driven 36,000 miles
Manual transmission
Exterior color: White
Seller’s description
34,000 Original Miles
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Rabbit hole alert! There are actually some pretty good spare tire covers out there: crocheted doily, rasta cap, barbell plate, California roll…
As I recall, in Texas until recently (September 1, 2001, looked it up) it was legal to drink while driving, but driving while drunk was not ok.
The Twist-off graphics on the bottle cap are pointing the wrong direction. I’m out.