The Other White Meat: 1993 Mercury Topaz
Oh boy, gather ‘round and behold this shimmering relic of middle-management mediocrity: the 1993 Mercury Topaz LS, a car that boldly asked, “What if beige could drive?” Powered by the underwhelming 3.0-liter Vulcan V6 (or perhaps a 4-cylinder if fate wasn’t kind), the Topaz was Ford’s idea of entry-level luxury—think of it as a Taurus […]