Strange Again: 1987 Pontiac Tojan


If you’ve got a weird car that nobody knows what the blazes you are driving, you might have a hard time determining what it is worth if you need to sell it. The logical thing to do is to ask a large amount of money and slowly drop it as time goes on…so I guess that’s what the seller of this next car is doing, he/she is just taking a long time to drop from the $25k they were asking in 2021 to the $22k they are asking today. Find this 1987 Pontiac Tojan offered for $22,000 in Conway, SC via craigslist.

From the seller:
1987 Pontiac Tojan
condition: good
cylinders: 8 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 99999
paint color: yellow
title status: rebuilt
transmission: automatic
type: convertible
VERY RARE & EYE CATCHING!

1987 Pontiac Tojan Convertible
This not a kit car. They were factory-produced, made from an F-body Firebird by Knudsen Manufacturing in Omaha, Nebraska and they were commissioned by GM.
Tune port fuel injection
Compomotive Wheels
New Convertible Top
Automatic Transmission
Runs good
Slight hesitation in transmission
Needs A/C Compressor
Salvage/Rebuilt Title$22,000 OBRO
NO TRADES, CASH ONLY!
PHONE CALLS ONLY PLEASE! NO TEXT OR EMAILS. PHONE DOES NOT SUPPORT EITHER OF THESE.

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I wouldn’t pay $22k for a Porsche 911 with a blown AC compressor, “slight hesitation in the transmission,” and a salvage title. And although the seller insists that this “isn’t a kit car” it absolutely, positively looks like a kit car.
A stock Firebird is way cooler looking than this thing came out.
Chris, it actually *looks* like a Firebird vert to me. Same lines, maybe with some flares on the fenders.
Q: Why would anyone in their right mind want to make a Fiero look like a Firebird?
A: They wouldn’t.
-Stan (who kinda likes the old Firebirds and Fieros… but not at the same time…)
If the seller keeps up the pattern of reducing the price $3,000.00 a year, it could be worth buying in 7 years!
Hear me out, what if we make the entire car overhang on the front and rear? Dear god what driveway can this thing navigate without scraping going in and coming out? Wondering if it has a trunk and if so how many dead hookers would fit in that space?
It appears that the top has rarely been closed…..
More like Pontiac TOEJAM amirite?!?