Some Paperwork Required: 1999 Porsche 911

It was Admiral William “Bull” Halsey who once famously said: “There are no extraordinary men… just extraordinary circumstances that ordinary men are forced to deal with.” Today the extraordinary circumstance is a scrambled egg headlight Porsche 911 (996 generation) that has been parked on someone’s property for the better part of a 13 years and the 911 owner isn’t interested and isn’t communicating with the property owner. What we have here is something that any normal person wouldn’t touch with a rear-main-seal on a stick…but for those who understand section 5 of the Dismantler’s Handbook of Registration Procedures “Lien Sales and Abandoned Vehicles” this car is a jackpot. Just needs fresh duct tape for the sideview mirror. Find this 1999 Porsche 911 offered $6,000 in Valencia, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:

1999 Porsche 911
condition: fair
cylinders: 6 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 60000
title status: missing
transmission: manual
type: coupe
1999 Porsche 911

Parked on my property 13-14 years ago. Was garaged for 11-12 of those. Owner no longer interested in it and not communicating.
Vehicle was running when parked but has been sitting during this time.

Buy it for parts, do a lien sale or whatever you want. All reasonable offers will be considered.

See a better way to drive away with an almost free Porch-a?