R. Lee Ermey Owned: 1985 Ford F-250 Diesel

What is your major malfunction, maggot? Do you NOT recognize that this is a Ford F-250, powered by a 6.9-liter IDI diesel, and it will run long after you’ve cried yourself to sleep and quit like a sniveling baby! It’s rust-free, turn-key, dual tanks locked and loaded, and that automatic shifts smoother than your brain trying to form a complete thought. This truck belonged to Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey, which means it’s seen discipline, and right now it’s begging for a driver who isn’t a complete communist heathen or Prius owner. You will start it, you will drive it, and you will respect it, or I will personally force you to take the city bus like the worthless derelict you are for the rest of your days on this earth. Find this 1985 Ford F-250 Diesel offered for $14,995 in San Diego, CA via craigslist.

From the seller:

1985 Ford F-250
condition: good
cylinders: 8 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: diesel
odometer: 104,000
paint color: white
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: pickup
Clean, rust-free classic powered by the legendary 6.9L IDI diesel with automatic transmission. Runs and drives excellent turnkey and ready to enjoy.

Documented ownership by R. Lee Ermey
6.9L IDI diesel (legendary motor)
Automatic Transmission shifts smooth!
AC Blows Cold
California smog exempt
Original-style paint with blue stripe and stars
Paint-matched camper shell
Both fuel tanks working
Recent service done records included!

New driveshaft & U-joints
New fuel pump, filter, lines, etc
Fresh oil change (every 3k miles)
New batteries
Newer General tires
New headliner

Strong, reliable, and well-maintained. Paint is an 8.5/10 and looks great for its age. Not perfect, but a solid 40+ year-old truck with real history.

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