PrElon Muskwood: 2001 Acura Plybertruck

A few years ago when the Cybertruck was first announced by Tesla, it seemed like a cool idea. But that was way back in 2019 and some cyberschmuck threw a metal ball at the supposedly unbreakable window and (spoiler alert for any time travelers) — it broke. Anyway, in the time after the Cybertruck was announced, just about every manufacturer of automobiles has announced, designed, and released some gigantic electric truck thing and the Cybertruck just seems old now, but somebody figured out that it just needs a reskin…with wood. Now that is what I can an eco-friendly “truck”. Find this 2001 Acura Plybertruck offered for $2,600 in Joseph City, AZ via cyberplace markettruck.

From the seller:

2001 Acura “plybertruck”
Listed 6 days ago in Joseph City, AZ
About This Vehicle
Driven 140,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Tan · Interior color: Black
Fuel type: Gasoline
Clean title
This vehicle has no significant damage or problems.

Seller’s Description
Re-listing, not sure what happened to the original ad

  • Please read entire ad * will delete when sold *
    I’m cutting down on some of my hobbies so am selling my one of a kind, world famous “Plybertruck” (Google Plybertruck, #plybertruck). This has been in national and international articles, and a couple car shows. Also has been used as recovery for flipped vehicles in dirt races. Everywhere you go people take pictures and love to talk to you about it (seriously…everywhere – even while driving). Built for off roading for the Gambler 500, a group who cleans up trash from our public lands. Has a push button awd lock so kind of like 4 wheel drive. I’ve never gotten stuck in this thing.
    This unique vehicle (2001 Acura base) runs and drives perfect with 140K miles. It’s street legal that does hwy speeds easily. Current registration and insurance so that you can take it for a test drive. Clean, notarized title in hand. Will come with maintenance records. The side windows do not have any glass, but it does come with “wooden” windows to use when parked. The interior is stripped and has rzr seats. The back is also stripped, I was planning on making it into a camper. Fits a queen sized mattress! I installed a pull curtain for privacy, or use to cover up the front seats from dust/weather. The dash lights remain on (all sensor errors from being stripped), all gauges work except gas (I use the trip meter to keep track and comes with 3/4 tank of gas), radio and window sprayer do not work (wipers do), heater works (you can drive it in winter!), has working lightbar.
    Tires: Offroading Ironman all country AT 245/75/17 with matching spare. Tire on vehicle have less than 800 miles, spare has 0 miles on it. Custom rear tire mount that has anti theft locks (will come with key). I spent over $800 on tires alone.
    You’ll also get rights to the custom AZ plate “PLYBRTK” (I’ve already released it so you can immediately get it into your name with the title transfer). When I put the title in my name I had forgotten to write the mileage down so I guessed. Turns out I way over guessed. Title shows 160k, but that’s wrong. Mechanic records show the actual mileage as it was being worked on, and you’ll see the odometer work as you drive it.
    There’s also a FB page for it, which I can either try to put you on to take over, or I’ll delete it so you can start your own.
    Located in Northern Arizona, Joseph City, 86032
    Asking $2600 obo, or trade for a bass boat/small boat that is minimum of 16′ with gas outboard engine or large quad. Can be a +/- cash difference in trade

See a better way to drive something woodie?