Plane Mobile: 1999 Chevrolet Tracker

Not everything beautiful is symmetric in that beauty. Take the Morgan Aero 9 for instance — it has a swoopy gorgeous curves from the rear and a fugly cross-eyed front, and even Ferrari is not immune to an ugly front — take the wicked winged rear of the Ferrari F50 and then look at its Pontiac Aztec inspired (inspiring?) front end. With that in mind I want you to marvel at the incredible airplane tail of this next vehicle and try not to gasp in horror when you see the Geo Tracker front end plastered onto this rolling work of art. Find this 1999 Chevrolet Tracker Airplane Car bidding for $7800 reserve-not-met in Englewood, FL via eBay.

Are you cirrus? Did you spend all of that time planning the ultimate delivery vehicle for your chicken wing delivery service (the wings are in the inside..get it…) and then pick a Tracker for the front? Somebody please graft a Studebaker or Saab front on this thing ASAP!!

From the seller:

Replica/Kit Makes . Condition is Used. One of a kind airplane car built on a 1999 Chevrolet Tracker with automatic ps pb 4wd a/c stereo cd back up camera pa system sirens seats 3 with seatbelts street legal drive anywhere with a 2003 Cirrus SR22 airplane drive daily car shows advertising unbelievable response to this car only one in the world Blue Angels theme car

I believe this might be the same vehicle:

See a better way to take off?