Jewelry Box: 1986 Pontiac Fiero SE


This next car comes as a tip from PA Cyclist who writes: The only explanation for this is that someone built an entire Pontiac factory in their basement. Yeah. This thing looks like it just jumped through a worm hole and I hope you aren’t one of those Fiero haters who wants to toss it back. Find this 1986 Pontiac Fiero SE offered for $11,000 near Baltimore, MD via craigslist.

From the seller:
1986 pontiac fiero se
condition: excellent
cylinders: 6 cylinders
fuel: gas
odometer: 94474
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
Great shape. Runs perfect. New everything. Only flaw is AC is not super cold. The AC generator has a leak. I have a new generator that will come with it. You will not find one in this shape. 11K obo


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He says you “will not find one in this shape”. Does that mean this doesn’t exist?
I came here for the cars, but I stayed for the pedantry. Perhaps the seller is proposing a game of hide-and-seek — a global puzzle solving challenge on the scale of the Gravity Falls search:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cipher_Hunt