Green Motors: 1998 Oldsmobile Cutlass

This next car comes as a tip from Rock On, who writes: This thing must be approaching unicorn status. I can’t ever recall seeing one on the road. To be frank, I had totally forgotten that Oldsmobile brought the Cutlass name back (it was replaced by the Achieva in 1992) for a 2-year run based on the fifth-generation Chevrolet Malibu platform for the 1997 and 1998 model years. This is what is known as peak-GM 90s econobadging. Find this 1998 Oldsmobile Cutlass offered for $8,800 in Bath, NC via craigslist.

From the seller:
1998 oldsmobile cutlass
condition: like new
cylinders: 6 cylinders
drive: fwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 24,000
paint color: green
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: sedan
1998 Oldsmobile Cutlass 4dr, automatic, v6, cold a/c, power windows and door locks, leather with power seat, keyless entry, alloy wheels with new tires…24k ORIGINAL MILES>>>ONE OWNER>>>GARAGE KEPT>>>ORIGINAL PAINT>>>STILL HAS NEW CAR SMELL>>>this is an estate car that has been garage kept and unopened for 10+years…the car has been cleaned and detailed and fully serviced with new serpentine belt, new plugs and wires, upper and lower radiator hoses and all fluids and filters…the car looks and drives and handles like a new car…engine compartment and undercarriage are in near perfect condition…the car is in like new condition, and looks like it has never been driven in the rain or snow or ever had a rear passenger…the car was owned and driven by senior female…asking 8,800.00 or best offer…



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This is maximum incognito / generically nondescript, the physical manifestation of a Midjourney AI query for a teal-colored car with which to rob banks that nobody later can identify.
I sorta want it.
You could probably drive 20 over the limit in this and the police wouldn’t even notice.
GM’s designers ahead of the time? Inconceivable!