Frying Pan Shroud: 1986 Porsche 928S and more


If you don’t remember the legend of the “Mustang up on Stoves” — let me remind you. An unknown seller put a 1969 Mustang up on top of old electric stoves/ovens for storage or display purposes. Who would do that? Probably the same person who uses frying pans for a fan shroud on a Porsche 928. Find this fleet of fourteen (14) 1980s Porsche 928s offered for $1K per Porsche or best offer located in Ventura, CA via facestove marketbook.

This is one of those rare single overhead pan equipped Porsches. Naturally, the seller has many Porsche 928, 928S, 928GT, 928GTS in various states of merging back into mother nature. “Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.”

From the seller:
1986 Porsche 928
$1,000
Listed 3 weeks ago in Ventura, CA
About this vehicle
Driven 12,822 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Green · Interior color:
1 owner
This vehicle is paid off
Seller’s description
I have 14 porsche 928 in a lot that need to get towed out …. No titles or keys just parked in rough shape most have motors some manual transmissions. $1000 a car or buy them all ill give you a deal … looking for part out company or dismantler

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The seller has updated the ad to read, take all of my junk for $7,000.
How much for the Fry Pan?
The top photo would make a great desktop background.
Some cars deserve abandonment.
Aluminum doors, wings and bonnet.
If they were in good shape, you’d have a bit of a nice treasure trove there for the used market. After that, use the engine blocks as coffee tables like they did on Top Gear.
BUT… the real story here would be if a HS automotive shop class got all of them.
And built one working 928 from them. Possible?
They could even pay for their purchase by posting progress videos on YouTube. Heck, this is the kind of story Good Morning America would carry.
Except… yeah. German cars. In ‘Murica. So, ya just never know how *that* ball is gonna bounce…
(maybe a charter school, like an IB school that specializes in international studies? Or maybe a HS in a town with a German name and German founders?)
-Stan (who has owned his share of Porches (sic). And loved ’em.
…not to mention all that window, hatch and windshield glass, if you can surgically remove it…
I take everything I said back.
Don’t get ’em for parts.
Don’t get ’em for a HS auto shop in a Midwestern German town.
Nope.
The current owners of Stanley Marsh’s property in Amarillo (off I-40) need to buy these, put ’em all in a semi, get them out to Texas, and stick ’em in the ground at the entrance to Cadillac Ranch.
Then issue press releases:
“Cadillac Ranch just built a new front Porch!”
-Stan
Heck, I’d bet some crazy trucking company might even do this for free publicity… provided somebody else pays the current price ($10/gallon?) for the diesel fuel to make it happen. 1000 miles each way @ 5 mpg…200 gallons at least, so around $2000 when it’s loaded. Add another $1500 to get it there from TX (plus fast food).