Find Something Worse: 1985 Chevrolet Citation X-11
Most of the vehicular statements that we feature on the digital pages of Daily Turismo are cars that we would want to own and drive…but not today. Today, I’ve found something so horrible that the challenge is to find something inferior. Find a car that would make you want to drive a rusty, crusty, rear-seat-diarrhea-inducing, nasty X11 Citation. Find this 1985 Chevrolet Citation X11 bidding for $960 in Philadelphia, PA via ebay auctions with 4 days to go.
From the seller:
This 1985 Chevrolet hatchback is a classic gem. With only 23,309 miles on the odometer, it’s definitely a rare find. The automatic transmission and 4 seats make it a great car for cruising around town. The clean title ensures that you won’t have any legal issues when purchasing this beauty. This gasoline-powered car is perfect for any car enthusiast or collector looking for a unique addition to their collection. Please call or text Mark Millevoi at 267-718-8695
This car has been sitting in a driveway since 2001. At the time it was running. Because of its condition it is being sold in AS IS WHERE IS Condition. This car needs significant work to get road worthy. You should only bid on this if you are willing to or capable of repairing. This is a great project for a Chevy Citation Enthusiast. For more info please call or text Mark Millevoi at 267-718-8695
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Deposit Due 24 Hours after the close of auction. Balance due 5 days there after.
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VIN (Vehicle Identification Number)
1G1XX08W8FW130013
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Are you sure this car wasn’t just released from a police impound yard? Because that interior looks like it has enough evidence of a crime to convict even OJ.
If the seat is covered in sh*t, you must acquit!?
The car would be perfect for a Depends commercial.
Nothing says dependable in-town cruising like have a car be so rotted the hatch hook fell off. Good news is that the struts are shot, so the hatch stays down.
“This 1985 Chevrolet hatchback is a classic gem.”
They must be thinking of coprolite, but would take being buried for a million years to transform this poop to a gem.
“ This is a great project for a Chevy Citation Enthusiast.”
Does such a person exist?
This is going to be hard to top. Just look at the red flags:
Chevy Citation
Seller talks about their financing options
Rusty
“Ran when parked”
And then there’s the stains on the seats, which just take it to the next level.
I’m not sure what could top this. The only approaches I can think to try searching Copart with the “biohazard” warning checked, or finding something that fundamentally fails at being a car.
If this has any saving graces:
Mechanical parts should be cheap and readily available.
Stuff a built 3900 V6 in there for a serious sucker punch.