Don’t Do It: 1992 BMW 633 CSI


Don’t do it. As someone who recently brought back to life a late 80s Mercedes-Benz and is struggling with a mysterious warm idle stumbling issue…DON’T DO IT. This car will drain your bank accounts and weekends if you do your own maintenance, forget taking it to a mechanic or dealer. Just give up and go buy a Rivielsa Podmobile BZ++. Find this 1992 BMW 633CSI offered for $1500 OBO in Las Vegas, NV via freeface injectionbook.

From the seller:
1992 BMW 633csi
$1,500
Listed a day agoa day ago in Las Vegas, NV
About this vehicle
Driven 122,000 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: White · Interior color: White
Fuel type: Gasoline
This vehicle is paid off
Seller’s description
Car has been sitting for 5+ years doesn’t run i don’t know what’s wrong with it so don’t waste your time askingClean Title
122k Miles
1500$ obo


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Wow! Looking at those photos gave me flashbacks from high school photography studio, except this time I wasn’t on drugs!
Pluses: no rust, though you certainly can’t tell from the photos.
Minuses: Everything else.
Bottom line: Parts car, or lawn art.
Those bottle cap wheels make nice hose reels.
Indeed. The ad says sitting 5+ years, which would include sitting 25+ years–I think people have been saying TRX-format tires are unavailable or unaffordable as long as there’s been an internet to do it with.
I have come close to buying one of these a few times. My next project car will be a restomod cruiser and these really tickle my fancy. If only I had the garage space I would totally strip this thing down and rebuild it to a slightly more modern standard.
At $1500, it’s not the worst thing to gamble on in Vegas.