Derelict Outlaw: 1984 Porsche 928


A few years ago I owned a derelict Porsche 928. It didn’t have hand painted racing stripes or flat black paint, but it wasn’t a beauty contest winner. It ran and drove fine, but I wonder if this is my old car but with an additional 20k miles and a few owners. Find this 1984 Porsche 928 offered for $1000 in Los Angeles, CA via frencbook germanplace.

From the seller:
1984 Porsche 928
$1,000
Listed 4 weeks agoin Los Angeles, CA
About this vehicle
Driven 86,500 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Black · Interior color:
This vehicle is paid off


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Feels scammy. But for a thousand bucks I might be willing to call it art & put it in my backyard and stare at it while sipping my morning coffee every day.
But look at those lux floor mats!
Smells scamilishish to me.
You could part out the glass for more than that, I believe.
Or do like Jeremy Clarkson did on Top Gear and turn the busted engine block into a coffee table…like this one:
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/928-engine-coffee-table-with-glass-top/
-Stan (who can’t believe Vince owned a 928 and didn’t make a single comment here on how unreliable it was, or how pricey the parts were!)