Chuck Trailer: 1993 Volkswagen Jetta

You’ve seen shoe cars before — but not like this. This Volkswagen Jetta Converse Car looks like someone lost a bet with both Nike and physics. It’s a 5-speed Jetta that’s been swallowed whole by a size-747 high-top sneaker, complete with laces, logos, and the aerodynamic grace of a gym bag. It’s perfect if you’ve ever wanted to literally drive your shoes off, confuse the local Jiffy Lube, or advertise your business in the most Vegas way possible. I just wish the seller would provide a few more hi-res photos. Find this 1993 Volkswagen Jetta offered for $12,000 in Las Vegas, NV via faceverse conbook.

From the seller:
1993 VW Jetta converse car
$12,000 · In stock
Listed in Las Vegas, NV
Details
Condition
Used – Good
1998 Stick shift Volkswagen Jetta Converse shoe car great for promotional sales you can redesign it to whatever you want, but it is a shoe car

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Somebody please enter this in 24 Hours of Lemons.
If you buy this I hope you have a lead foot.
Some next-level awareness here – you can redesign it into anything you want but it is a shoe car. Like we needed reminding.
Indeed, that was a highlight of the seller’s text. Maybe he meant you could redesign it into a roller skate car?