Wrassle Castle: 1974 Ford Econoline Camper

If Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were born into a trailer park instead of wealthy globetrotting families (actually Epstein was born poor and built his wealth thru guile and treachery), this next vehicle might have been the limit of their damage to the world. Imagine if the neighboring trailer is occupied by their friend “Prince” Andy who comes over to listen to some Steely Dan records and children/ladies/anyone would know to give this thing a wide berth. The world would have been a safer place for everyone because the Wrassle Castle is the 1970s version of the Free Candy van. Find this 1974 Ford Econoline Camper offered for $9900 in Chesapeake, VA. Tip from SeanT.

From the seller:
1974 ford camper van
condition: good
cylinders: 8 cylinders
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: manual

Attention Vanners! Here’s your chance to buy a One of a kind Bitchin Camper Van! Just in time to hit the Road Runnin! 1974 Ford Econoline Custom Van. 3 speed, Metal Flake Candy Paint and Custom Pin Striping, updated interior, fresh service and a great running v8 Ford 302. Whether your new to vanning or ready to live out your 70’s Van Daze, this “Wrassle Castle” is Ready to start a Rockin ( You Get what I’m Sayin), Show Winner and Crowd Favorite! How fun would it be to ” Social distance” Masked up, Cruisin Route 66 with your Partner in Crime? I mean, be the Envy of your Neighbors or Piss off your H.O.A. by having the “Wrassle Castle” in the driveway. DONT ASK THE WIFE! JUST BRING IT HOME!

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Like it says on the tin — CREEPY
This should not be posted on BAT, but BABL (Bring a Black Light)… Ewwwwww…….
Given that it looks like a tribute / parody build instead of a genuine ’70s time capsule, I’ll bet if you brought a blacklight you would find a message in invisible ink spelling out “You do not want to know.” At least, hopefully they’d have used invisible ink.
Amazing