Wiki Tiny Fastback: 1984 Chevrolet Chevette Custom

It isn’t often that I’m at a loss for words…but here I am. Stunned into complete and total silence. The car we have today has me completely flummoxed. Bamboozled. I feel like I’ve just gone 3 rounds with Mike Tyson after drinking absinth. But I’m still alive and just a little bit intrigued. Could I buy this and get it into the next 24 Hrs of LeMons race in class C? Would I still be alive after the race? Find this 1984 Chevrolet Chevette Custom offered for $3,500 in Zanesville, OH via foxtrot makeitgoawaybook. Tip from nidlezp.

From the seller:

1984 Chevrolet customize chevette one seater
Listed 3 days ago in Zanesville, OH
About This Vehicle
Driven 189,354 miles
Automatic transmission
Exterior color: Black · Interior color: Grey
Fuel type: Gasoline
This vehicle is paid off
Clean title
This vehicle has no significant damage or problems.

Seller’s Description
Customize one seater 1984 Chevy chevette runs good body good frame good one of a kind and different tell me what you got messenger me or call me or text me [hidden information] need little work tlc you won’t see another one of it $3,500 or o.b.o

See a better way to drive something with some wheels and a thing..?