Look, I get it. I’m hip. I understand that men enjoy gawking at pretty women and putting one (the pretty woman) in your car advertisement might bring some more eyes to your advert. And while it might work if you’ve got a Ferrari or a Fiat 500, it is still very cringy. But if you are selling a windowless van…it doesn’t make you look like playboy, it makes it look like someone is liquidating the Ghislaine Maxwell car collection. Just knock it off. This picture looks like a craigslist version of an Amber Alert. Stop it. Take good photos of your car and don’t scratch the paint with studded leather boots and hide the duct tape. Find this 1972 Dodge Tradesman 100 Van offered for $7500 in Silverlake, CA via craigslist.
From the seller:
1972 Dodge Tradesman
title status: clean
1972 Dodge Tradesman 100 Boogie Van for sale.
Has been a daily driver but unfortunately I need something more practical for work.
Currently it is stuck in reverse and I haven’t had any time to work on it but the problem should be figured out by the time you get here to look at it (if it’s not I’ll knock off $500 for the headache)
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