Undimmed By Clown Tears: 1974 Dodge Tradesman

O beautiful for patriot dream, that sees beyond the years. Thine alabaster cities gleam, undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, and crown thy good with brotherhood. From sea to shining sea! Find this 1974 Dodge Tradesman offered for $6,500 in Somerville, TX via craigslist. Tip from FuelTruck.

Because a 1970s van with custom windows isn’t creepy enough — you’ve got to paint a picture of a murderous clown on the side.  Can’t we all just get along?  Oh…that’s the other side.

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