Trade for Toilet Paper: 1981 Toyota Corona Station Wagon
Happy Pi Day! With all of the corona virus related pandemonium running through the public eye, I wonder if it’ll spill over into cars — with the classic Toyota Corona be shunned because it shares a first name with the nasty crown shaped virus that seems to be performing the job of a crappy version of Thanos’ Infinity Gauntlet. The corona virus will pass (hopefully soon) but this Corona Station Wagon will still be driving for years. Find this 1981 Toyota Corona Station Wagon offered for $8,500 in San Mateo, CA via craigslist. Tip from Kaibeezy.
From the seller:
1981 toyota corona
condition: excellent
cylinders: 4 cylinders
drive: rwd
fuel: gas
odometer: 87000
size: sub-compact
title status: clean
transmission: automatic
type: hatchback
1981 Toyota Corona Station Wagon all original CA car. Blue plate. Original paint. Automatic transmission. A/C & heater. Radio. Original mileage 87K miles. Maybe needs new carburator for quick start on cold engine. Registered. Pink slip ready. $8,500.
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$8,500?? Crack pipe.
But this Corona is so fresh! You could squeeze a lime on it!
Get it? Corona and lime… Lyme disease… ??? Too soon?
I very much doubt this car is still available, but in all seriousness, I’m interested (just wish I had seen it sooner). It is IDENTICAL (except for the trans) to my first car. Talk about a throwback….