Time Traveler: 1998 Nissan Quest
I don’t mean any disrespect to minivan collectors, but I cannot believe that someone kept a 90s Nissan minivan in this good of shape. I love minivans, I own one as the wife’s daily driver, and these things live a horrible life of soccer ball dents, door dings, baby vomit, dog hair, hot sun, and the weekly Costco parking lot shopping cart derby — because a minivan are the sweat pants of the automotive world. You can find Elvis’s sequin covered suit at the Hard Rock Café in Las Vegas, but you couldn’t give his sweatpants away to your local Goodwill. I just can’t understand how this car survived the years of abuse that EVERY minivan gets, and therefore I conclude the only logical answer; time travel. Occam’s razor, meet Elvis’s sweatpants. Find this time traveling 1998 Nissan Quest offered for $3000 in Hercules, CA via craigslist.
From the seller;
1997 nissan quest
cylinders: 6 cylinders
title status: clean
Selling my 1997 Nissan Quest Whit only 120K miles Van Runs And drives like new no mechanical issues once so ever No leaks or over heating Everything works on the van It’s Also very clean inside and out Fully loaded as well and Heater and Ac works great it’s Also RegisteredAnd Smogged as well so for more info fill free to txt me at any time. Serious buyers only
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Remember those Toyota Sequoia commercials with that spoiled, bratty kid Nathan? When my wife saw those, Nathan annoyed her so much she wanted to get a first generation Caravan with woodgrain sides and a bumper sticker that read, “Hi, we’re the nerd family”. However, finding one of those that still ran was pretty much impossible.
I’d beg to differ on Elvis’s sweatpants. I.E. James Dean’s rear axle auction on BAT: https://bringatrailer.com/listing/gearbox/