Welcome to the Thursday Twister, — the weekly journey to the center of the earth and back again. This week I want to talk about cars that make you say: Whhhaatt…were they thinking? I’m not talking about custom 8-wheeled monsters built with mig welders and methamphetamines, but factory cars built with gantt charts and market surveys — yes, we are talking about factory built mistakes.
I am going to kick off the party with this 2017 Jaguar F-Pace found here on eBay offered for $38,9999 buy-it-now with only a few miles on the odo. Look, I’m really sorry if you bought one of these things, but I have to say that it is an offense against taste and decency, theology and geometry. Why? Because this car comes from the makers of the E-Type — probably the most beautiful mass market car to ever hit the road who later built fabulous long wheel base sedans. And it isn’t like Jaguar lost their mojo, look at the F-Type the thing is gorgeous…but why did someone have to make a bloated whale carcass version? I don’t get it.
Anyway, what is your