Thursday Twister: Best Car For Fleeing After Nov 8th

No matter which way you swing politically (or otherwise) there is a good chance that you are going to be upset with the direction of the USA on November 5th 9th.  Nothing short of convincing Ohio, Michigan and Florida to cast their electoral college votes for Alfred E Newman (and enforced those odd rules around someone not reaching the 270 electoral college votes), will stop most of the population from packing up their stuff on the 9th of November and heading for greener pastures.  SO, my question to you for today’s Thursday Twister is: what is the best car for bugging out before the crooked, crotch grabbing, married to a pedophile, married 47 times, dirtbag gets swore in on a Bible that will probably burst into flames when his/her hands touch it?

Me personally?  I am heading north to the land of Canada, where people are friendly, land is cheap, and the only thing you have to worry about is snow, and bears (and moose in heat).  To get there, I’m going to fire up both diesel engines in this 1974 Mercedes-Benz Unimog snow thrower here on eBay and just start driving.  Hit a patch of snow? No problem.  Keep driving.  Hit traffic? No problem, just watch you ram all those idiots in Teslas who didn’t plan for reduced electric range in cold conditions. Zombie apocalypse? No problem, this thing will make zombies into zombie mulch quicker than you can say “True patriot love in all thy sons command…”

What will you be driving, and where will you go on Nov 9th, 2016?