The Paradox of the Scintillatingly Bland: 1999 Chevrolet Monte Carlo LS

When I first saw the cover shot of this next car…I didn’t know what it was. Not exactly, at least. I knew it was a GM 90s front-drive econobox, but like a small pile of earthworm vomit, it is moderately undesirable, but not as nasty as racoon scat. But I still didn’t know what kind of 90s GM product I was looking at until I saw the badge on the back and was surprised to see the legendary Monte Carlo badge. Somewhere between the old G-body Monte Carlo and the NAHSHCARR styling inspired thing released in 2000 there was a Lumina/GrandPrix/Cutlass that was as boring as the line at the DMV…but almost boring enough to be interesting. Find this 1999 Chevrolet Monte Carlo LS offered for $6,150 in Phiadelphia, PA via eBay.

From the seller:

Vehicle Specifics for 1999 Chevrolet Monte Carlo 2dr Coupe LS
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VIN:2G1WW12M1X9137732 Engine:6 Cylinders
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Item specifics
Condition: Used Year: 1999
VIN (Vehicle Identification Number): 2G1WW12M1X9137732 Mileage: 79540
Interior Color: Tan Make: Chevrolet
Body Type: Coupe Model: Monte Carlo
Number of Cylinders: 6 Sub Model: 2dr Coupe LS
Transmission: Automatic Trim: 2dr Coupe LS
Doors: 2 For Sale By: Dealer
Options: Leather, Compact Disc Safety Features: Driver Side Airbag, Passenger Side Airbag
Warranty: Vehicle does NOT have an existing warranty Power Options: Air Conditioning, Cruise Control, Power Windows
Vehicle Title: Clean Fuel Type: Gasoline
Exterior Color: Red Engine Description: 3.1L V6 CYLINDER

This is a collectible car at this stage of life

LOW MILES & Despite the age this MONTE CARLO is in Very Good Condition, Very Clean All Around
Some small imperfection exist as can be expected for a car this age

Equipped with: PREFERRED EQUIPMENT GROUP 1, CD Player, Leather Seats, Power Driver Seat & More!

Engine has no leaks, no strange noises, and transmission shifts smooth.

Nice Color combo: RED on TAN

Starts right up, runs and drives Excellent!
An Awesome, Rare MONTE CARLO to own and drive!!!

See a better way to drive something blandious?