El Chupacamino: 1985 Chevrolet Caprice Pickup

People always say that “children are the future,” but let me tell you, that is a load of horsepucky. The future for all of us is a one-size-fits-all pine box or an 1800 degree oven (aka Cajun burial), but before that, statistically speaking, you are a gonna spend some time reclining in a hospital bed […]