I’ve always been too busy making a mess in my garage to be a good prepper, but after learning that the main plotline for the 2007 blockbuster I Am Legend is that a virus based vaccine has caused the world’s population to die or turn into mutant vampire-zombies…I’m thinking maybe I might need a good low-key bug-out vehicle. If I had a Pinzgauer, Laplander, or a 4X4 Quigley van, people are going to try and join me in an escape from the zombies, but if I had an Isuzu Trooper with rear seat delete and a hidden camper setup…that’d be stealthy and apocalypse ready. You’ll have to fix the headgasket before it goes anywhere, but that’s what garages are for, right? Ugg. I’m gonna be so hosed when the zombie apocalypse comes and all of my cars are apart. Can I get a ride? Find this 1989 Isuzu Trooper II offered for $4,500 in Culver City, CA via craigslist.
We at DT tend to focus our automotive efforts on things that go fast, look cool, and give you that zoom-zoom feeling, but there are times when a car is more than the sum of its speed. There are times when handling isn’t as important as comfort, and there are even times when a car is a home. This next thing looks like a good option if you need a cheap way to travel with a family during these odd coronavirus days. Find this 1987 Toyota Camper offered for $9,850 in Toms River, NJ via craigslist. Tip from Cory.
If Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were born into a trailer park instead of wealthy globetrotting families (actually Epstein was born poor and built his wealth thru guile and treachery), this next vehicle might have been the limit of their damage to the world. Imagine if the neighboring trailer is occupied by their friend “Prince” Andy who comes over to listen to some Steely Dan records and children/ladies/anyone would know to give this thing a wide berth. The world would have been a safer place for everyone because the Wrassle Castle is the 1970s version of the Free Candy van. Find this 1974 Ford Econoline Camper offered for $9900 in Chesapeake, VA. Tip from SeanT.
What’s a ‘good ole’ pre-smog 3/4 ton pickup worth these days? The seller seems pretty straightforward (‘cept he cain’t spell breaks) and includes good shots of all the little rust areas. On the plus side, old ‘Murican trucks are SUPER easy to restore, you can buy anything you need for carpet, vinyl, headliner at your […]
Who wants an all-wheel-drive camper with a pop-up top that isn’t some giant gas guzzling motorhome or a really expensive Mercedes…or a Volkswagen Van? Yeah. Anybody who doesn’t want to be confused for the next bearded hipster with a fat wallet and this next car won’t have you confused with anybody who might have ever […]
The there is something about the sight of an old American pickup truck that makes even the crankiest old bastard crack a smile…and a wood-sided camper shell will make that crack turn into the San Andres fault….because you can find no fault in this next beast. Find this 1970 Ford F250 Sport Custom Camper here on eBay bidding […]
File this next vehicle under the heading “I don’t know what I’m looking at, but I know I want it”…wait…that is everything on DT…okay, fair point. ANYWAY, if you need a cheap bugout zombie apocalypse survival vehicle, this looks good. Find this 1987 AM General HMMWV Command Shelter Camper offered here on eBay for $3,950 buy-it-now located […]
To drive this next car you’ll need to have a few things; (1) A flannel shirt, (2) A Grizzly Adams beard (3) A fresh tetanus vaccine, (4) A budget for gas and (5) A desire to make friends everytime you stop for your gas. Find this 1975 International Harvester 200 4X4 offered for $3700 near Seattle, […]
This next car comes as a tip from Scott T who writes: Have you ever wanted to pick up someone else’s project after they’ve lost interest? Do you love putting together lego sets with no instructions? Then this is the van for you friend! This looks like the seller methodically removed every non driveline part. It’s […]