Suburban Assault Vehicle: 2003 Chevrolet Suburban Z71

The Chevrolet Suburban is this giant monstrosity of a vehicle that combines the awesome power of low octane Walmart gasoline with several tons of steel and turns ordinary housewives into combat ready road warriors. The suburban assault vehicles that dot the American cityscape can thank the Suburban for being the first huge monster to drive like a regular car (mostly) and lead the charge for large vehicles to become the norm for people insensitive to fuel costs. Today’s example is in remarkably good condition for an almost 20 year old family hauler. Find this 2003 Chevrolet Suburban Z71 offered for $5750 in Muenster, TX via autotrader.com. Tip from Jeff.

From the seller:
Seller Comments (VIN: 1GNFK16Z43R127504)
The used 2003 Chevrolet Suburban Z71 4×4 is the perfect SUV for a growing family! Even though it is older than ten years, it still drives in a class of its own. Cleaned up and ready to go! With 240,407 miles and priced at $5,750.00, this vehicle offers great value for money. Please call us to arrange a test drive at Muenster Autohaus.

240,407 milesGold Exterior
Tan Interior
5.3L 8-Cylinder Flexible Fuel Engine
4-Speed Automatic Transmission
4 wheel drive
14 City / 18 Highway

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I feel duped. I was expecting it to be armed and armored. DT clickbait and I fell for it.
Yup me too. I was hoping to find a truck worthy of the mountain top compound I have been building in my imagination all these years.
That’s muenster not monster.
As in really big cheese. I’m sure the previous owner was a very large cheese, or at least someone you would not want to cheese off in traffic
Actually when I was working in Delaware in the late 1990’s, I saw a lot of Hummers (In all sorts of light female colors) being driven by little young mothers with little ones going to school. You would not want to annoy one of those when driving a cheap rental! I did not expect a Hummer to show up in pink!