Silence of the Cans: 1980 Dodge Ram D50 Based Muffler Car

Whenever I write about an interesting car, I try to reflect some of that car’s personality in my words — perhaps I can make a unique car a bit more interesting…but there are some times when the car is so utterly over the top that I can’t say anything to improve the car.  This is one of those times.  Find this 1980 Dodge Ram Based Muffler Car here on eBay bidding for $3,500 with a $4,500 buy-it-now with 2 days to go, located in Voorhees, NJ.  Tip from Jeff S.

First glance turns to an immediate double take nothing short of one of Speedycop‘s latest LeMons cars.  If you want to have the most interesting car on the road — forget carbon fiber Lamborghinis, vintage Ferraris or V8 Volvos owned by Paul Newman — THIS is your ticket to being chased by the cell phone camera paparazzi. 

The “Muff Mobile” as the seller describes in cringe worthy prose is built on a 1980 Dodge Ram D50, which is a badge engineered version of the compact Mitsubishi Triton pickup (aka Mighty Max).  Power comes from a Mitsu 4G52 2.0 liter inline-4 rated at 90 horsepower when it isn’t equipped with a giant muffler.

 See another giant exhaust component mobile, like a Catalyst Catamaran ?