Scheiterhaufen zur Feuerbestattung: 1991 BMW 318i

I really don’t know what to say about this car.  On the plus side, it IS a small bumper E30 BMW with a manual gearbox…but there’s the little thing about the wheels or lackthereof…or…the use of firewood as a makeshift version of used kitchen stoves.  The best part of the firewood floor stand system is you can see the evolution — first the blocks went under the suspension parts and Noah decided that wasn’t good enough, so he put the blocks under the frame and it still wiggled around like a Trump fixer under oath and finally the outrigger flying buttress pieces were installed.  Job done.  Just, please no smoking near it. Find this 1991 BMW 318i offered for $1100 CAD ($835USD) in Richmond, B.C., Canada via craigslist. Tip from Erik202.

From the seller:

1991 BMW 318i 

condition: fair 

fuel: gas 

paint color: green 

size: compact 

title status: clean 

transmission: manual 

type: convertible 

1991 BMW 318i sale as it $1100 Not drivable but engine is working, need to tow it. Please text for appointment viewing

I’m not sure if I am more disturbed by the bottle of mystery lotion in the front…

Or the box of tissues in the back…

Just burn it where it sits? Or can you clean it up (and out) enough to make it a cheap daily driver?